I’m going to go out on a limb here and hope very hard that this trashy dude who used a snake as a weapon has a mullet and the last name Roberts.

According to masslive.com a West Springfield man allegedly beat his girlfriend with a 4 foot python and then tossed the snake into a hot tub and ran. After reading the story I am still confused on who the man was angry with, the girlfriend or the snake?

I am in NO WAY condoning the beating of women, what this guy did was wrong and he deserves whatever punishment he is in line for him. However, I am leaning towards the pro Animals as Weapons position. What a clever use of a python. Jake the snake Roberts use to just lay the snake on people and give the hibie jibies, but this guy took it to a whole new level. This women should have never been put in this position, but think of how the different the story would have been had this girl had a mongoose on hand. Ladies, it’s time to stock up on mongoose side arms and take back the night!