This past Saturday was opening weekend for college football. It was also the first chance for all their respective marching bands to spread out and take the field at halftime. This historic tradition has been happening since the beginning of time, but occasionally, things go wrong.

The Kansas State band proudly took the field intending to form a Jayhawk and the Enterprise from Star Trek....and that's when things went wrong. Rather than forming a ship that boldly goes where no man has gone before, they seem to have made a giant penis. I can see this as a "happy accident", but we're talking about college kids. In my opinion, they knew what was up. They set out to form a spaceship and with a few small modifications, they actually "choked the chicken".

They now face a $5,000 from the Big 12, a 1 game suspension for the band leader, and all halftime shows now need to be approved.

Oh,and by the way, Kansas State won 34-0.