I kind of respect this dude, he set out to do something and refused to let anyone distract him from completing that task.  Not to mention May is national masturbation month so in a way he was kind of obligated.

A 49 year old man in Florida, NY  Jeffrey C. Smith, was recently arrested after he was caught masturbating in his car in front of an actively working road crew. This situation would make 9 out of 10 guys start to yank it. I mean there’s a crew of dudes just working hard, so why not get to working yourself, right? It’s the classic case of “monkey see monkey pull yourself in public like a slide whistle” routine.

What’s incredible about this story is the man was warned to knock off the hand shenanigans by the road workers. They spotted him celebrating the month of May and told him to stop because they were taking pictures of him to show the police. This dude could not have cared less. He saw the finish line and there was nothing that was going to stop him. You just got to respect that kind of dedication!