To be fair I’m sure the Land rover was totally asking for it. Why else would it have left the garage with all those sexy decals on if it wasn’t looking for some love from Daniel Cooper.

“Drunken Daniel Cooper - who is known by the nickname “Hotc**k” - started grinding against the blue 4x4 Land Rover Discovery.

A court heard Cooper, 24, was caught on CCTV simulating sex with the LandRover which was parked outside a takeaway restaurant.

Cooper said he was so drunk he could not remember what happened - until he was shown the CCTV pictures of his LandRover lust.” –mirror

I can’t really blame this guy, when people get sloppy and pass that frequency of “having a good time” and slip in to “drunken animal” mode stupid stuff can happen. I remember once I got so drunk I gave the movie “Spice world” a 5 star review on Amazon. Talk about regret city!