Genius is the only word I can use to describe Kelly Simpson, a 48 year old man who puts the people you see on "Stupid Criminals" TV shows to absolute shame.  Simpson is accused of petting a drug-sniffing police dog, while he had marijuana in his pocket.

In a story I picked up online, I read that 48 year old Kelly Simpson approached a drug-sniffing K-9 named Tarah in Endicott, NY.  While attempting to pet the police dog, Simpson apparently had marijuana in his pocket and ended up having to be questioned by police, taken in to custody and charged with unlawful possession of marijuana. Really?  Really!?  Maybe we can get this guy on this show:

 

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