Man Mistakes Girlfriend For Wild Boar And Shoots Her
Hunting wild Boar in the south and hunting large women are pretty much the same game. Well at least they are similar in the fact they both require a lot of beer. According to the Huffington Post a Florida man was hunting boar with his girlfriend when he heard a rustling in the bush. Like anyone else in this situation, he immediately thought "there is a boar in that there bush". I mean, what else could it possibly be, right? So after firing his riffle into the bushes he soon discovered it was just his girl friend. And who can blame this guy, some times I mistake my girlfriend for a bean bag chair. You should see the looks I get when I come sprinting across the room and try to belly flop on to my bean bag chair only to bounce off a now angry women. I should stop making this mistake, after all I don’t even own a beanbag chair.