Gerald Lymon of Alabama sounds like the luckiest and most unlucky person in the world. After an accident at work Lymon is now receiving $4 million.

“A south Alabama jury has decided a farm owner should pay a former worker $4 million in damages for an on-the-job accident that left the man with skinned genitals.” –azcentral

Skinned genitals, is that all? Where do I sign up? You can skin my junk next Tuesday if that’s all I got to do to make $4 million. With that kind of money I can grow new genitals on the back of a lab rat. Bigger, better unskinable genitals too. Some people like Gerald Lymon have all the luck.