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Man Attempts to Steal Miley Cyrus Sex Doll, Gets Caught

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Talk about deflated dreams and a true sign you have no social life whatsoever, 22 year old Benjamin Greene was recently busted hiding something under his coat and it wasn’t his birthday suit.

The North Carolina native was popped in Spartanburg, SC after an employee of a Spencer’s (of all places) reported seeing him remove a Miley Cyrus sex doll from it’s box and place her/it under his coat.

After trying to bypass the registers, an employee asked for the doll. It was at this point the doll fell from under Greene’s coat. He was arrested and has since been released on bail.

I’m sure the shame of (#1) knowing you stole a sex doll from Spencer’s and (#2) the fact that it was a Miley Cyrus doll is punishment enough for this guy when had to return to home to mommy’s basement with just his lotion, right hand, and deflated dreams.

If you are interested in a Miley doll, via the legal way of purchasing it. Amazon has the doll with “3 Love Holes” for the amazing low price of $21.49 (at the time of this story).

Or if you have other celebrity wet dreams to conquer; the makers of the Miley doll, Pipestream Productions also have dolls that look like Paris Hilton, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, and Katy Perry. But if you have non-female driven dreams, there is also Justin Beaver on now too (Yikes!).

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