Man Arrested For DUI While Ridding A Horse With Pet Pug In Backpack
Wait, shouldn’t this be an HUI? I’ve never been more confused in my life to learn that you can get pulled over let alone a ticketed for riding a horse while drunk. I can’t imagine a situation where I would want to climb onto a horse not drunk.
“A drunk Colorado man has been arrested after attempting to ride a horse 600 miles to his brother’s wedding with a dog in his rucksack and a beer in his saddlebag.” – dailymail
This ruins my entire life plan. I was saving up to buy a horse for two main reasons. One: to save money on gas. And Two: so I could get home safely from the bar each night. Also maybe have some companionship as I drunkenly sob and complain about how sad my life is on the whole way home. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want any part of a state where you fill a back pack up with beer and pugs and drunkenly ride a horse 600 miles!