Male Enhancement Pill Recalled for Actually Giving You a Boner

Go get emm cowboy, naaaayyyyy! Just when I thought it was ok to swallow an 'all natural pill' that would cause me to 'ride through the night' some company in New Jersey has to go ahead an butt their nose into my ability to sustain a powerful boner. The nerve of some people, I tell ya.

Apparently, Super Power has an active ingredient that could be hazardous to your health. The ingredient in question, Sildenafil! Sildenafil is an FDA approved drug found in Viagra, for the record.

The problem? 'Super Power' bills it itself as an 'All Natural Natural Herbal Extract' so having 'trace amounts' of Sildenafil in it isn't allowed for a few reasons.

- It's not listed on the label of active ingredients
- It's not natural
-Those with diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol or heart disease take male enhancement drugs to help thicken their man stick so taking 'Super Power' may cause unwanted side effects.

Listen, eating crappy fast food causes unwanted side effects so what the hell, right? If that's what you want to include in your daily diet, then so be it. I mean come on, look at the package- how could you not want to ingest this? There's two horses riding strong! That right there is enough to make me want to add this to my personal Amazon Wishlist. I want to feel like a f----- stallion and guess what: I'm going to!

I'm gonna order me a bit of Super Power and throw on some Clint Eastwood movies. In fact, I'm gonna rip my unsuspecting mare apart while watching dirty Harry smoke beat up cigars as he eyes one of those non-showered ho's he has in all his Western flicks. You now why? It's cheap and I can.

End of Story!

Here's a Viagra ad I found funny, because we're all 12 here

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