Macaulay Says He’s Not Dating Spanish Porn Star

Damn! I was just getting excited for the little guy (I know 5'7" isn't that short, but you know) in hearing that he had been spending time with a Spanish porn star (Irene Lopez) at a live sex club, and then 2 minutes later I read that he denies everything. I must admit, I was a little disappointed when I saw a pic of her. For a Spanish porn star, I was expecting some darker skin and a few more curves. Either way, I think his denial is crap. The way I see it, I have a way better chance of getting together with one of my many dream girls Mila Kunis if Macaulay is hanging with porn stars. My thought is that perhaps this would infuriate her enough to want to get him back by making it with a mid-market radio DJ. Ladies, isn’t this how you operate? It all makes perfect sense to me. So, here’s to hoping they find more interesting pics of Macaulay in some shady places! Considering there’s no football tonight, I think I may throw “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” into the blue ray player this evening. After all, that’s the movie that made me fall in love Mila anyway.

To read more about Macaulay, Irene and Mila, click on the links above. That should keep you keep you busy for a while.