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Lady Gaga Is Not Bangable And Here’s The Proof [PICS + POLL]

While most people would complain about the start of another fine work week, at least you didn’t wake up next to a non-bangable pop star Sunday morning. Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t either- Thank heavens for that. Why the topic of non-bangable pop stars? No idea, it’s Monday!

So, Lady Gaga is a super duper mega popular pop music singer. With that kind of clout you would think this broad would go out of her way to clean up a bit. Seriously, could you imagine what one thinks after a night with this chick?

Here’s five examples why my ‘Ding’ would never experience this Gaga’s ‘Ling’, ever!!!

 

No one looks at this pic and gets and erection. NO ONE, PERIOD, POINT BLANK, NO ONE!

Eva Rinaldi Celebrity and Live Music Photographer, flickr User

 

V-Squat anyone? Maybe from our Babe Of The Day, yes- But Gaga? I’m good on that.

Eva Rinaldi Celebrity and Live Music Photographer, flickr User

 

I wonder what dude is looking for? Up tuck?

Eva Rinaldi Celebrity and Live Music Photographer, flickr User

 

Didn’t Lady Gaga first break onto the scene wearing masks? I know she wore things to cover her face. Why is that not happening now?

Eva Rinaldi Celebrity and Live Music Photographer, flickr User

 

Listen, I’m the last person who should be critiquing anyone. I’m a balding, man-boob having mid thirties single dude. But this? Hmmm, even on my worst day, I do not leave the house looking like this.

Eva Rinaldi Celebrity and Live Music Photographer, flickr User

 

Low light, a stripper pole and a 30 rack of P.B.R- Maybe just maybe, I would destroy that. Of course, I would wake up the next morning and realize- I have to write a story completely contradicting this story.

Eva Rinaldi Celebrity and Live Music Photographer, flickr User

 

 

 

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