My girl Lady Gaga wants to put on a few pounds and I say it’s totally fine. She can do what she wants as long as she eats sweets like she’s in a rap video.

Nobody has made pastries look more offensive then this chick and I love it. This chick is just sliding around her mashed up cake like she’s super hungry and the only efficient way to ingest this dessert is through sexual osmosis. I don’t know, maybe her anatomy is just different. Seeing this video makes me okay with Hostess going out of business. I don’t know why everyone is worried that there won’t be any more Twinkies when clearly Lady Gaga is now pregnant with a litter of cupcakes.