I don’t own a professional basketball team, but the second I do I am recruiting every one of these super Athletes from Kenya. Seriously, look at the crazy insane hops these dudes have. They jump higher than I could strapped in with a bungee cord on Global Guts and they don’t even land on a crash mat. I look at the high jumpers in America with such disgust now. I want to know what Kenyan radioactive spider bit these high school dudes and where can I sample some of that sweet sweet venom.