The Miss USA contestants are nice to look at, but like most pretty girls, the screw it up by pretending to have a personality.

I don’t want to go down the road on how silly I think the whole “Beauty Pageant" world is so I will just focus on how crappy the idea of having them collectively lip sync to the most infectious song today. Ladies, just STOP! Pout your lips, wear a sexy bikini and pretend to wish for world peace and then get off the stage. No one thinks mimicking every crappy youtube video from the past 5 months is cute or clever!

PS: Why they hell would that kid at the 00:57 mark want to call her? He’s totally gay right?