It’s That Time Of Year Again (Greatest Video Ever)

For over 30 years, it has been a Capital Region tradition to hear the world's greatest jingle. It is the world's greatest jingle because it's been the same jingle since the 80's. I don't know if anyone else has played this jingle yet this year, and I hope I am the first!

Although I prefer the vintage commercial, they made a new one at some point in time. I don't really care because I like the one from my childhood, and not yours, because my childhood was better than yours.

I know it says 2014, but I am an American, I only see what I want to see.

Now I have a confession to make:

I have been listening to the jingle and seeing the commercial my entire life, but I have never been to Water Slide World. No one ever asked me if I wanted to go. My brother, sister, my parents, cousins, friends, all went to Water Slide World at some point, but not me.

I think what I am trying to say is: can someone take me to Water Slide World?

Because,

Water Slide World, I'm really crazy about your wild slides, wild I bet.

Water Slide World, you're the number one in family fun, fun I bet.

Come on, baby! I want to slide, slide, slide! Come on baby! I want to glide, glide, glide!

I want to glide down!

Fly high!

Whirl around!

I want to touch the sky!