There’s nothing sexier than old chicks attempting to act hip by being awkwardly tone deaf and desperate.

“My neck, my back… I rub Bengay on all of that”

These chicks are so far from “with it” that I shed a single tear. Sometimes I find ironic actions and songs funny at karaoke. Occasionally I will sing “My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion but never do I have my friends rub their faces on my twisted old lady parts while I do it. There’s cute and than there’s down right embarrassing.


What’s the Most embarrassing thing your mother has done to you? Reply below.