Finally someone has done it! The good people of V-Tex Technology bring you the reverse microwave.

“Ya know, it makes, like, ice so fast. It makes, like, beer ice cold and pizza that’s too hot it makes it, like, a little bit colder so you don’t burn the roof of your mouth."

This has been a long time coming and is truly the invention of the future. I’m so thrilled it is finally a reality and never again will I burn my mouth on hot pizza. I hope the folks at V-Tex Technology were rewarded with a mountain bike made out of diamonds.

Foreshadow from Bran and Bam [NSFW]

More From Q 105.7