Introducing The Most Bizarre Sex Toy Ever: The Handie [VIDEO]

Introducing the Handie. It's like Batman's utility belt, but for your hand? I'm not sure if something that reminds me of doctor Zoidberg from "Futurama" is the best image for a sex toy, but that's what I see when looking at the Handie.

There are a million stops I can take walking down the road of describing this "patent pending" male sexy-toy called the Handie. However, I think the courageous thing to do is let the video do the talking. Check out this video and for ever be confused and puzzled.

Is it dishwasher safe?