If You’re Bit By A Cobra Just Bite It Back And You’ll Be Fine!
Looks like a dude in Nepal knows the secret to surviving cobra bites and the new recipe for a delicious snack.
According to BBC a farmer was bit by a snake while working and once he noticed it was a cobra he decided to get all King James on it. Mohammed Salmodin from Nepal bit the snake back until it was dead!
“A snake charmer told me that if a snake bites you, bite it until it is dead and nothing will happen to you." –BBC
Apparently this snake charmer he talked to was right, because this dude seems to be just fine. I’m so pumped I know this information now I can’t wait to get bit by a cobra. I’m going to Nepal tomorrow and daring the first cobra I see to bite me. I don’t care, I'll bit his snake ass back so fast he won’t have time to say “SssssSSs” or anything else with a sissy lisp!
P.S.: Check out the bro just straight making out with snakes here.