I’m not saying you should run out and wear something slutty to the zoo, but I’m sure everyone has a preference or two.

After watching the above video of a girl being humped by a dolphin, I thought to myself "what if that were me under that blow hole?" Not that I’m into dolphins but I could see myself retelling that story shamelessly. In fact I’d find it funny and amazing to tell. I’d ask “have you been humped by a dolphin? No, just me I guess!” think about it, it’s more impressive than it is embarrassing.

So the question remains, if you new at some point you were going to get humped by an animal, what animal would you choose to ensure that you could look yourself in the mirror the next day.