The Famous Hotdog Hooker of Long Island went back to work and was shut down quicker than it take most guys to finish… a hotdog.

Catherine Scalia who was just recently serving jail time for soliciting sex from her hot dog vending trailer was released and back on the streets handling wieners. According to the NYpost her first day back didn’t last long. After parking her truck in an abandon parking lot she was greeted by fans, hungry perverts, angry neighbors and police. After about 3 hours of this STD saturated circus the police had to shut her down.

I say this is a damn shame. How can I man get served a dirty water dog from a manatee in an undersized bikini if the cops keep shutting her down? Is this not America? If we can't be fed cylindrical meat from a crusty old women whose body looks like she melting then the terrorist win. Crack whore street meat is the definition of freedom. Freedom to eat what we want, freedom to wear what we want (or lack thereof) and freedom to get a quick handy from this haggard old women’s callused hands when we want. I say open up this hot dog peddling hookers cart back up and ship her to Albany.