The Cops say she made off with the cash from the register but I believe she might have smuggled out to beautiful honey glazed hams as well!

Being robbed can’t be fun for anyone, but if the one robbing you gives you something fun to look at while she’s threatening to cut your jugular it doesn’t seem to suck as much. I don’t know why this chick felt it necessary to use a weapon, had I been that clerk I might be willing to give her anything she wanted for a glimpse of those fun bags.