Hulk Hogan Sex Tape?
The worst part about the Hulkster’s sex tape being released is that I like to believe there isn’t an American out there that’s not going to watch it.
According to TMZ there is a sex tape of professional wrestler Hulk Hogan that has surfaced. I see this as an unfortunate incident. Hulk Hogan is a legend and an iconic figure of the professional wrestling world. It’s sad to see that this may be something people remember about him. As a professional wrestler I look up to all that he has done in his career and as a kid I can remember running through my parents house wearing a plastic grocery bag as a tank top just so I could rip it off pretending to be the Hulkster himself. But now people are going to pretend to be Hogan by dancing around in a thong and bragging about how they just started to work out again.
It’s upsetting news, but I gotta be honest with myself. I am really looking forward to see what clever names they come up with for the Hulk Hogan sex tape. I’m sure it will be something sweet like “Leg Drop of Love” or “This is where the power lies” with an arrow pointing to his penis.
All this talk about Hulk Hogan having sex has me in the mood to watch some Hogan classic promos.