How To Reload Without Using Your Hands

I'm just here for this guys flow.

This guy says when under stress, you lose your fine motor skills and that's gonna stop you from reloading properly. So he's come up with a quick method that doesn't use your obtuse fingers.

Commenters are saying this is satire, and they sure sound like they know better than I. What I like about this video is the way the guy talks. I feel like you could easily drop a beat behind him and make a hit single, in fact I challenge you to do just that.