Happy Earth Day, today we celebrate Earth, Howe Cavrens is kind of celebrating by opening caves that have been closed 100 years, as a extension to the original tour. Like a Spin-Off not a Reboot. 

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I was in a Earth Day Play in the 4th grade, I played Endangered Species, I had one line.

Although dramatic examples of empathy seem like a good way to celebrate Earth Day, I disagree.

If it is indeed Earth's Day, then leave it alone today. Give Earth a day off.

Stay inside because Earth has seen enough of you, it deserves a day off.

Stay inside and listen to q103, or watch my latest Stand-Up Comedy video.

(NSFW)

Or go outside and blast Q103 from the radio in your vehicle, maybe Earth wants to listen to Q103?

Or go outside and talk to Earth. How often do you do that?

Can you imagine how lonely and depressed Earth must be?

We see it everyday and we never say "Hey hows it going Earth?"

Take Earth out to eat.

Dig up a little bit of Earth and take it to a restaurant, order Earth a glass of water.

Do not attend or organize a gathering to celebrate Earth Day, because I am pretty sure Earth hates that, it probably itches.

Have you ever had a gathering take place somewhere on your face?

It's probably annoying.

Happy Earth Day.