Today is Friday the 13th, it is also L. Ron Hubbard's birthday. Today is recognized as a religious holiday by Scientologists, but how do they celebrate their founders birthday?

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I guess you have to be a Scientologist to know how to celebrate L. Ron Hubbard's birthday, and if that is what you want, then today is your day.

Apparently, the way to celebrate L. Ron Hubbard's birthday is expansion. However I am not sure if Scientologists grasb this concept the same way other religions do. According to my research, it is difficult to get into a L. Ron Hubbard birthday bash.

Scientologists idea of expansion is building a new church, they are supposed to have a parade but I have never seen one in Albany.

Maybe it's a secret parade?

So if you see a bunch of people walking down the street like they are marching in a parade, with no floats, or firetrucks, or signs explaining what they are doing. Don't ask them, that is what they want. All you will get is a smug "Wouldn't you like to know?"

It is also a celebration of the life of L. Ron Hubbard, so I guess that means I celebrated?

I had to do some research to know what I am talking about.

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