We think this is the point that we've lost all hope for humanity.

In a world self-obsessed with fame and overnight sensations, social media has become the medium for many talent & shameless folks. Such is the case of Twitter user @Versacepoptarts (aka Thot Pocket), who was banned from both Twitter and Vine thanks to his latest stunt.

The story starts when he posted a video of himself violating a box of Pop Tarts. The video was removed from Vine and he celebrated on Twitter saying

'420 retweets and I'll [beep] a hot pocket on vine after i heat it up'

Well, as we all know how the internet loves an idiot - he got the 420 retweets and committed the act. Shortly after posting a picture of himself in the act on Twitter it was taken down, Hot Pockets' official Twitter banned him from contacting them, and his Vine account was suspended.

That wasn't enough for Thot Pocket, he followed up with the statement

'You can suspend my vine but you can’t change the fact i [beep]ed a hot pocket.'

He also indicated his intentions to have his way with a rotisserie chicken as his next sexual stunt but before that could happen, Twitter suspended his account.

So how exactly did the sexual exploit with the Hot Pockets go? Was protection used?

'I tried doing it without a condom and it was just, like, way too hot. I put it in the fridge for a little bit and I was like, 'Dude, I’m gonna have to use a condom if I’m gonna actually (expletive deleted)  in the whole Hot Pocket.'

Well, now thanks to all of this Mr. Pocket is now an internet star getting interviews with various news outlets, etc. So in the end if you want internet fame, just sexually violate a food and overnight you'll be known.

 

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