First off this guy looks like king of the mole people and speaks with a mouth full of marbles. Despite how adorable he is does not change the fact that he has one hell of a filthy mouth.

I just moved to the Albany area but I can’t wait till the weather gets warm. The first thing I’m going to do in the summer time is drive up to Saratoga Springs and meet every horse trainer I can and see if they are all as filthy minded as this umpalumpa.