Holiday Song Of The Day (Video)

The Ramones "Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight)" is the most under-appreciated Holiday songs of all time, and it's one of my favorites.

If you have not heard this song before, it's because of a conspiracy.

The Bah Humbug Conspiracy:

In 1931, Herbert Hoover wanted everyone's Christmas to suck, he wanted people to get into fights, and break things around the house in order to make a mess, so that people would have to buy a vacuum to clean it up. Herbert Hoover's plan triggered the Great Depression, and a vacuum could not clean up the mess he had made, and Herbert attempted to end the conspiracy, but he was too late.

Pharmaceutical companies, the Alcohol industry, the Mafia, the Masons, Lawyers, Cobra and Magica De Spell, still wanted people to fight during the Holiday Season. They wanted people to fight and get stressed out, so that people would need to buy: Drugs, alcohol, Mafia hitmen, divorce lawyers, Cobra commanders diabolical plan and Magica De Spell just wanted Uncle Scrooge's "Lucky Dime."

In 1989, The Ramones and Bo Jackson, uncovered the conspiracy, because "Bo knows."

Ronald Reagan and George H. W. Bush found out, and because they were benefiting financially off of the conspiracy, they created "The Noid."

Every time, the Ramones "Merry Christmas" would play on the radio or on MTV, "The Noid" would distract people by ruining their pizza.

And that is why, you may of never heard this awesome song before.

Now that the conspiracy has been lifted, you may enjoy this song, and remember: Don't fight, it's Christmas!