Help Us Find The Sex Toys This Hot Chick Lost [VIDEO]

What is the world coming to when I pretty decently hot chick can’t store $500 worth of sex toys in her trunk without them being stolen. Chelsey Couttswas one of many people on a suburban street to have her car broken into but the only one to have her filthy secrets broadcast all over the local news. A trunk full of $500 worth of sex toys sounds sexier than it really is I guess but no way this story makes the news if this chick wasn't as good looking as she is. Can you imagine if a Smokey old Jabba the Hut look alike was talking about how all of her pink dongs and vibrators had been lifted from her car? Do you think that story would have been on TV? No way, so thank you KPTV for knowing how to weed them out and thank you Chelsey Coutts for having a trunk big enough to stuff that kind of merchandise in.

PS: how about the clever play on words by this anchor dude “Ben Senger joins us live with the ‘Sensitive’ details”. Nice dude freaking sweet. You know they laughed for hours about that one back in the old news room. So witty!

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