Happy St. Patricks Day (VIDEO)

Today is one of the biggest party days of the year, a day when we feast and drink in honor of Saint Patrick and my favorite competitive eater Matt Stonie will show you how to celebrate St. Patrick's day like an American!

Yummy! but please don't try this at home, don't try any type of St. Patrick's day themed competitive eating at home, especially cabbage!

If you want the people around you to know what your stomach smells like then go ahead and funnel corned beef and cabbage with some Guiness all day long, but if you want to have a fun, safe St. Patrick's day that does not smell, then eat up.

All this week I have been politely suggesting that you all celebrate St. Paddy's day responsibly and now this, the truth about how Irish people feel about everything you will probably think about them today.

Happy St. Paddy's Day!