“GuyFi” A Booth To Beat Your Meat In The Middle Of NYC

So this is apparently a thing.

A company called Hot Octopus, who boast that making of the first "Guybrator", has launched the "world’s first ‘GuyFi’ male stress relief booth in Manhattan."

The company says that according to this report  that 39% of New Yorkers "self soothe" while at work (yea, right) and in an effort to take this habit out of the work place and into a "more suitable environment designed to give the busy Manhattan man the privacy, and the high-speed Internet connection, he deserves" the company has erected (see what I did there) their first 'GuyFi' booth on the corner of 28th and 5th in New York City so that guys can stroke it in the middle of the work day (& the street). The out-of-service phone booth reportedly has a black curtain, a folding chair, and a laptop inside.

I mean, you have got to be kidding me? Mashable says "more than 100 men used the GuyFi booth when it first opened and that its success so far will lead to more *pop-up* locations."

Really dudes? I have so many questions?!?!?

You want to handle your business in the middle of a busy NYC street?

What happens, um, upon completion?

Like, who's cleaning this booth?

How often does this cleaning occur?

Never mind, I no longer wish to know the answers to any of those questions. #strokeatyourownrisk yikes!