Guy in Banana Suit Attacks Guy in Gorilla Suit
Shakespeare himself could not have written something so poetic. The best part is that it's not even theater; it's real life. Read on.
Only in Cleveland!
The full story is pretty brief, but humorous enough that I thought it merited a blog. Not to mention, it brought back memories of the infamous "Penis" suit intruder at the Saratoga High graduation at SPAC a few years ago. Gotta love that guy!
According to news reports, a man dressed as a gorilla was standing outside his employer's store holding signs advertising sales currently going on inside. For reasons unknown, the employee was dressed in a gorilla suit.
Without warning, an as yet unidentified prankster leapt from the bushes dressed as a banana. Said assailant took a flying leap at the gorilla, tackling him to the ground. Witnesses described the attacker as behaving like a soldier from the movie "300."
The offender fled the scene before the ape knew what hit him.
Where was the guy holding the camera phone for this one?! I have a clear visual in my mind, but that barely does the whole scene any justice! It would have been a special treat to see Tosh.0 declare this one a weekly "Breakdown" and thank the guy holding the camera. Hope hasn't been completely lost yet though. Who knows? Some day a mysterious video may emerge featuring an attack on a primate by an obscure yellow fruit. Stranger things have happened (obviously).