Goonies House No Longer For Public View

You'll have to truffle shuffle elsewhere.

The Goonies house, which is in Astoria Oregon, has had enough. Well maybe not the house, as far as science has told me, houses still don't have feelings. The owners and neighbors on the other hand, they have feelings, and they're not good ones.

The Goonies house has been visited many times, per day, and that's become a problem, according to NBCNews. Mostly because people keep leaving their trash around, and by trash I mean beer bottles, cigarette butts and droppings from their pets. Specifically, this is why we can't have access to nice pieces of classic movie history.

The house has been covered in blue tarps and has signs turning people away. Interestingly, most of the media, including this fake reporter, are using this as an opportunity to show the truffle shuffle scene from The Goonies, which is just going to make more people nostalgic and want to see this house, which they can't.