Shortly after 3 am Thursday morning, police were called to the Glenville Walmart on Dutch Meadows Lane on a report of larceny.

The theft? A television

The thief? A one-legged man. (no lie)

Employees say the suspect was a one-legged man in his 50's accompanied by a white female. There is also another unknown person involved who was the driver of an older, grey Honda that was waiting in the parking lot.

The trio were last seen headed towards Schenectady.

[News 10]