I’m the same way as this kid, I see something fuzzy and cute and I suddenly turn in to Elmyra Duff from Tiny Toons. I want to hug him and squeeze him and smash him in to tiny pieces”!

But after closer investigation of this video that kid is totally right, he so has rabies now. I mean did you see the size of that thing? It’s gigantic! And you know acorns and walnuts didn’t give him that size. No, that squirrel is on some performance enhancing stuff, like super rabies. Sorry little blonde dude, catching the squirrel was a nice grab but you totally got the super rabies now. I just can’t wait for the sequel to this video when his mother has to take his rabies infested ass out back and put him down Old yeller style.