‘Ghostbusters’ Slime In Glenville Discovered Flowing Into Mohawk River [VIDEO]

So apparently this is an update on a story I completely missed. Why didn’t anyone tell me the slime from "Ghostbusters 2" was flowing into our rivers?

Recently it has been discovered that an unknown red substance has been flowing into the Mohawk River. On the plus side, no haunting complaints have been reported yet so things are still looking up. CBS News covered the story and with their most recent update has reported that the strange liquid has not yet had any impact on the environment and consists of "numerous volatile organic compounds."

My guess to what origin these compounds come from is of the supernatural. And if you’d like my guess on where the liquid flow began, why don’t you check out spook central?