Mike Tyson thinks he’s pretty tough with that face tattoo. Well how bad-ass will I look when I get my chocolate star fish inked up?

I don’t have any tattoos and it’s mainly because I can’t make a decision on what to get or where to put it. However, now that I know my brown eye is an option on my living canvas I’m giving it some serious thought. You can’t tell me it wouldn’t totally awesome if I got a scene from level to of Contra for NES on my butt where my balloon knot is one of the glowing wall targets.

“It feels sooOOo F*****g GOOOD!”