Get 15% Off On Pizza For Owning A Gun?
A pizza shop is offering 15% off to people who bring their gun? If someone orders pizza with a gun, I’m most likely giving them 100% off!
This might be the stupidest idea involving pizza and guns I have heard today. Dcist is reporting that a pizza shop in Virginia Beach, VA is allowing customers 15% off on their pizza if they show up with their gun. This sounds similar to the more common but less popular deal that most liquor stores offer which is the old “Free money if you bring a gun” promotion. If I’m working a job where I stand behind a register a gun is that last thing I want someone to bring for me to see. A topless chick, an adorable kitten, and raised skin tags that look like famous people are all things on the list of stuff I’d rather have put in my face before gun.
PS: This dude wants some cheap pizza stat!