Gas Is The Sexiest New Thing In New Jersey

In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king. In the land of the devastation from Hurricane Sandy, the man with gas gets laid!

Over the weekend I traveled to Long Island and saw the lines of people waiting lengths of three blocks to fill their gas tanks. Hurricane Sandy has been tragic and many are still left in hardship. However, the world of Craigslist creeps have utilized this new way of life and are offering sexual favors in exchange for gasoline. The people of Craigslist NJ are living in the movie “Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior” but with out the super sexy mullet.

PS: Muscle dude totally has his world figured out!