In my quest to restore the American spirit of Thanksgiving, or the Spirit of America within Thanksgiving... I have discovered fun things to do with turkey, you can slurp it, and you can try to eat it all in one sitting.

I have yet to post anything about the mashed potatoes, until now.

You can: 

Eat mashed potatoes like a little piggy, because they're starving people in China.

 

You Can: 

Sculpt mashed potatoes, like these two mutants, and I say mutants in the nicest way possible, being a mutant is not bad. You never hear the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" complaining.

These two are off-putting, but kind of mesmerizing, and their really good at sculpting mashed potatoes, and that is what this blog is about, not mutants, then again, they're so good at sculpting mashed potatoes, it's kind of like they are "Mutant Mashed Potato Sculptures."

 

You Can: 

Fight, wrestle, or look like two stupid girls in a pool of mashed potatoes.

That was terrible.

That was amazing, for so many different reasons, I want to live here, in the mashed potato pit, so that I will never miss this event.

But some people just want to see more of this.

Is it just me? or does anyone else find it disturbing that, in this video, kids are watching?