Woman Shoots Lover Because He Didn’t Produce Enough Stuff [Video]
Sadie Bell, of Southfield, Mich., shot a man that she was having an affair with after they had "bad sex."
The 58-year-old wasn't pleased with the outcome, so she whipped out a gun, shot him and was convicted on a criminal charge of assault with intent to do bodily harm, according to the Oakland County Sheriff's Office.
WDIV-TV's news story covers the matter, but it left out a pretty big detail.
The Detroit News reported that the real reason that Bell was so upset last year was because her lover "hadn’t produced much ejaculate after their tryst."
So, that's a pretty valid reason to shoot someone, right?
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