If you're going to get busted for driving drunk, you may as well do it while wearing your best "Drunk As Shit" t-shirt.

Courtesy Benton County, Ore., Jail

That's just what 21-year-old Ross McMakin, of Corvallis, Ore., did, The Corvallis Gazette-Times and KEZIreported.

McMakin allegedly got drunk, got behind the wheel, drove on to the sidewalk, hit a parked car and topped it all off by attacking his girlfriend when she tried to take his keys. He has been released from the Benton County Jail on bond, according to records.

Well done, Ross.

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