Former Mayor Arrested For Masturbating Out Of Car Window At 90MPH
There are some things that are nasty and then there are some things that are just downright impressive. This dude has nailed both ends of the spectrum.
Former Vice-Mayor of Mount Carmel in Tennessee William Blakely, was arrested in February for allegedly “fondling himself” out of his car window while speeding down the interstate. A female driver claims she was driving next to Blakely as he speed up to her waving his tally whacker in the wind attempting to convince her to lift up her shirt. According to the police report the female driver identified former Vice-Mayor William Blakely in a photo lineup.
Apparently this isn’t an isolated incident either. Three different women were willing to testify against Blakely.
“He was taking his hand, wetting his mouth, and masturbating…At over 90 mph, he had his penis out [the window].” -WHJL
My issue with this arrest is simple. Is exposing yourself to unsuspecting unwitting women wrong? Yes, it’s very wrong. But we cannot over look the amazing act that has taken place. This is a guy who was not only able to flop his dork out of his car window, but he did it at an incredible speed. Being able to let your skin covered wind sock fly at over 90 mph and still keep your vehicle in control is rather amazing. Let’s not punish this man but instead reward him for his excellence.
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