I’m not proud of the horrible things I would be willing to do to secure ownership of this baby 1-year-old elephant but that doesn't change the fact that I would do it. This elephant makes me want to melt so hard. This is among the cutest things I have ever seen. Look at that thing: it’s so un-proportional and clumsy. There isn't a grandparent on this planet I wouldn't push down a flight of stairs if it meant I could have a baby elephant. This baby is so cute it makes me want to smash my face in to a brick wall repeatedly.

If you’re looking for something to buy me as a gift, there is a solid hint above this text.