Elf on The Shelf Makes the Top of the Naughty List [NSFW PHOTOS]
Twitter [heidi80][/caption]Normally, this creepy little guy is supposed to keep the kids from being naughty for Mom and Dad. This year though, he's living it up. The world is supposed to end before Christmas anyway, right?
Because elves need lovin', too.
He blew all his money on his "lady friend" - and the Elf isn't ready to end the night, yet.
A little Skin-a-max on demand keeps Elf happy.
Don't judge. They don't make blow up dolls in Elf size, he's gotta take what he can find.
With a bottle that size, the Elf will be feeling gooooooooooood for a while.
Okay, maybe there was a little TOO much fun with the Elmers.
Barbie knows juuuuust how to make Elf feel better.
We always knew Barbie was a freak.
We know Santa is going to be PISSED when he finds out what Elf has been up too - so might as well go big or go home. A little nose candy and he's back at it!
Elf's not gonna get her a diamond ring, that sort of gift don't mean anything. He's not gonna get Barbie a fancy car. She's gotta know that she's Elf's shinin' star.
Christian Grey has nothing on this Elf. Laters, baby.
By this time of night, Elf just doesn't give a $#!+ where he takes a $#!+.
He's got no idea how he got there, or no idea how the Mike Tyson tattoo got on his face. All he knows is he's in Vegas - and its AWESOME.
This was the last picture we got of Elf. He couldn't tell us exactly what he did, but that was because he didn't remember. The cops said they aren't even sure what to charge him with because of what he did.