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Eel Climbs Into Man’s Penis And Into His Kidney

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So I know covering yourself in with eel sounds like a great idea on paper, but when you actually follow through, you soon find out you made a tremendous mistake. Some dude in China decided to spice up his sexy body with a little eel treatment and soon found that these eels were more into him than he first thought.

The process consists of climbing into a bathtub that is filled with tiny Asian swamp eel that then would feast on your dead skin cells. The eel bath is a natural way of exfoliating the entire body. The only issue with this bath is some eel might mistake your urethra for a new home.

“…The story is of Zhang Nan, a 56-year-old man from Hubei province in China. The paper quotes him as saying: “I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realized a small eel had gone into the end of my penis.”

…Doctors spent three hours removing the 15cm/6″ Asian swamp eel (Monopterus albus). The fish was dead when they retrieved it.”  –HP

This story sounds super traumatic but those who saw Zhang Nan’s new super sexy soft skin would argue it was totally worth it. My great grandpa always said, “An eel up the dork is a small price to pay for a complexion worth the pork.” I only now know what he meant.

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