Eat A 30 Pound Burrito – Become Part Owner

Eat my way to a job? Don't mind if I do.

I'm pretty sure the world of competitive eating was born through mom and pop store eating challenges. No one thought it would get this serious, but it has and has possibly come full circle.

Don Chingon in Brooklyn is offering a 10% ownership in the company IF someone can eat a 30-pound burrito, according to CNBC, so you know it's legit. I'm too lazy to Google it, but I don't think the human stomach can fit 30-pounds of anything in it at once.

Also you have to drink a ghost pepper margarita, which technically doesn't even exist, or does it? It probably shouldn't. I'm not 100% on the rules, but if you drink the margarita, I'll eat the burrito and we can each own 5%, which is more than enough responsibility for me.