This story is backwards and it makes me sick. If I owned a club I’d be kicking people out for NOT having a mullet!

Some Australian bro was kicking it at a new rooftop bar when the club owner decided he didn’t like his mullet according to the Huffington Post. I kind of can blame the club owner. I assume this was a damage precaution. With a mullet that sweet this dude could start side kicking people like Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse at any minute. Also I’m certain a guy with a mullet that intense could, MacGyver style, start making a small bomb by fashioning two shot glasses together using a lighter and peach schnapps. You need to be careful when you see mullets this epic, you never know what awesomeness may come pouring out.